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7/30/10

People who have no idea what they are talking about.

((NOTE: This rant is purely offensive. If you are offended by being offended, leave now.))

Does anything bother you more? It's almost as annoying as the "wiccan" try hards naming themselves Raven Bloodthorne or some other shit. (Note: I pulled this name out of the air. If I offended you, I'm terribly sorry if it was the first time.) The common raven, is a disease infested bird that feeds on carrion, maggots, carrion beetles and fruit. It is pretty, intelligent and bad-ass, but knowing just for its prettiness and badassery is pretty fucking stupid. I love crows, even though I know they are practically the same as the raven.

I once was at a fair (or was it a con?) And I overheard some girls desperately trying to be scene talking about how they wanted a Tripp themed wedding. At the same place, I overheard some wiccan try hards claiming their ancestors were burned at the stake. Now, when I read this on Something Positive (located at http://www.somethingpositive.net/index.html) Davan had the same thing happen to him. I assumed Randy had made this up since I didn't think anyone like that existed. I was wrong.

Moving away from that topic, I'm going to bash a blogger that recently transferred over to Wordpress (thank whatever made her do that.) I won't name names, but she describes herself as "a queer, kinky, inquisitive and sexy femme, navigating the intersection between sexuality and spirituality." Oh god... Just looking at that statement makes me want to apologize to my computer. The blog, is boring. I read about five lines before I lost complete interest because they're a hypocrite and a religion fascist. She hates hate, and loves God, but hates "religion posing as God." I've copied this from there:

Desire: yoghurt, fresh fruits and vegetables (in season), butch women, too much wine, respect, sushi, foreign languages, forgiveness, self-love, health, progress, smiling, bodies, openness, love, God, sharing, soy milk, knowledge, bondage, cooking, cocktails, clove cigarettes, a good dark beer, being naked among friends and self actualization.

Detest: hate, self-hate, ignorance, carpet, religious intolerance, anchovies, fast "food", gin, religion posing as God, closed-toed shoes, people who take life too seriously, lipstick, anti-intellectualism and people who tell me I haven't found the right man yet.

COME ON! Can you be any more hypocritical? I'm almost speechless! I've even run out of things to say here! That's never happened before!

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