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7/27/10

Modern Warfare 2 has become bullshit.

Bottom line. No other way to put it. I will give you a legitimate list of reasons why.

1. Camping. Okay, I could understand in Team Deathmatch you were a sniper, but camping with an LMG or instant kill sniper rifle is pure bullshit. It pisses people off for what? A better kill/death ratio? An easy win? It doesn't make you look good, or professional, it makes you look like a.) A prick. B.) An MLG tryhard or C.) Just a regular tryhard with no respect for the game, or your fellow gamers.

2. FMJ LMGs with Stopping power pro or just an FMJ LMG. Again, No respect for the game or fellow gamers. It's an insult. All you do is aim and fire 3-4 bullets, and your enemy is dead! Who even first thought of this combo? A child? A tryhard?

3. Shit-hosting. This dick move involves being the host, and purposefully giving the gamers a shitty connection by downloading something or just manipulating their connections. Again I say what the fuck?

4. Instant kill sniper rifles. I know I mentioned this before, but this has become a growing problem along with the FMJ LMG and camping. Just don't do it. It pisses people off just so you can have an easy win.

5. M203 whoring or "noob-tubing." This can also be completed with the rocket and grenade launchers. It requires no skill and has been infecting others to the point where, in a single game, there's one, two even three tubers at a time. This has been increased with one man army. You don't look good, you look like an ass.

6. Jump shooting, crouch shooting. Even worse with a shotgun on a mainly CQC map. Short rant: Pisses people off. Don't do it. You look like an ass.

7. Ghosting with marathon pro and knifing. No one can see you, no one can hear you, and commando pro just makes it worse.

Were all seven necessary to be listed? Oh fuck yes! The game was intended to let people have fun, but these were thought of by assholes with no life in their parents' basement living off of twinkies and jerking off to guro and child porn who wanted to look good to the larger community. If the people who do these things are reading this list, read this: Fuck you. You are an embarrassment to yourselves, you are an embarrassment to your game, you are an embarrassment to the fellow gamers you piss off.

People, revert back to the old MW2 that existed before these seven things. I know most, if not all, existed in MW but it's become a plague reminiscent of the smallpox infested blankets early americans gave to settlers. IT pissed off the native Americans to the point of being all WTF?

Stop. Doing. It. I like to have fun unlike you tryhard douche bags. I'd rather gargle an elephant's shit and jizz than put up with a game full of campers, tubers, and tryhards using these tricks.

Fuck you, have a shit night.

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